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More than 8,300 students graduated from UT Saturday night, receiving a commencement address from...
The UT System Board of Regents approved building plans for the $334 million Dell Medical School on...
Heightened security measures will be in effect at this year's commencement ceremonies,...
Tension between Longhorns and Gov. Rick Perry has built over the past few years, fueled most...
The UT System joined Ivy League partners in offering free online classes via edX, a new digital...
SXSWi is known for featuring young entrepreneurs, social media aficionados, evangelists of new tech...
UT law professor Lino Graglia is standing by statements he made in a BBC interview about...
Photos / Review / Campus
Students banded together Friday afternoon to collectively blow off some steam at Foam Sword Friday...
The City of Austin is at work to establish the 10 single-member city council districts that voters...
An online petition that urges the Obama administration to allow Texas to withdraw from the United...
The Horn’s Hugo Sanchez had the opportunity to sit down with former student government president...
SG president Thor Lund and vice president Wills Brown released their last "State of the Forty...
Get used to seeing Student Government leaders on YouTube. SG passed a bill Tuesday that in effect...
Members of SG’s executive board, including the president and vice president, are paid to serve in...
SG president Thor Lund and vice president Wills Brown took to YouTube for the second time this...
An Austin Police Department spokesperson said a male called 911 around noon and threatened to...
Among a string of vetoes issued by Gov. Rick Perry on Friday, was a line-item veto of $1.5 million...
Governor Rick Perry vetoed Senate Bill 15 on Friday, a bill that would have limited the power of...
Westboro Baptist Church protested in a few locations across Austin yesterday. The Horn's new...
by Elizabeth Koh, The Texas Tribune <BR> June 12, 2013
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Lifestyle

Campus
The Horn's Brandon Greenspan gives this year's commencement speech...to the graduating class of the online University of Phoenix.
The Horn's Brandon Greenspan talks about how ridiculous celebrity gossip is, and makes up some...
Austin
The Horn's Brandon Greenspan gives you his thoughts on the popular pot holiday, 4/20.
The Horn's Brandon Greenspan will give you some laughs with his fictional review of the...
The Horn's Brandon Greenspan talks about his last (controversial) column about Round-Up,...
As Miss Daisy prepares to move on from UT, she reflects on hope, chances, and the uncertainty of the future. Sometimes a silly exchange can turn into a life-changing moment, and sometimes being a stupid freshman can lead to meaningful friendships and relationships.
"Forgive and forget" always sounds nice, but how realistic is it? Miss Daisy reflects on...
You can tell your partner that you love them, but sometimes actions need to back up those words....
Now that SXSW and spring break have ended, Miss Daisy turns her attention to graduation and trying...
Miss Daisy muses on how often we build up ideals for our relationships and how to keep ourselves...
South 1st is a hotbed of culinary delights for diners of every persuasion. Join us on a tour of the best restaurants, both new and old, that this bustling stretch of Austin has to offer.
Whether you’re a serious cinephile or casual filmgoer, Austin’s Alamo Drafthouse theaters are bound...
The Austin culinary scene is booming. New bars and restaurants are popping up in every neighborhood...
As Austin weather finally heats up, there's no better place to relax than a shady patio with...
Chris Bostick and the Absolut X Squad held their Masquerade Ball last week at the Austin Music Hall...
A woman's neighbor gave her a Yorkie. Now, she might want it back. Dr. Toughlove weighs in on the issue.
An ex just stole a woman's puggle. Dr. T provides some unconventional methods to get the snort...
Dr. Toughlove talks to a recent graduate about taking a less than perfect job and offers rather...
Do your parents need to know the details of your sex life? Dr. Toughlove isn't so sure they...
Why do we get 9-5 desk jobs just to be miserable all the time? Is the money and 60" flat...
Audrea Diaz reflects on Mercedes Benz Fashion Week and the University Fashion Group's experience in New York City.
The Horn's Audrea Diaz profiles inspirational jewelry designer Tk Karakashian Tunchez.
Roosevelt Couture is gaining momentum and attracting attention with its custom-order website and...
Now that Christmas is over it's time to focus on New Year's. No outfits planned yet? We...
Audrea Diaz reflects on design student Kaidon Ho's inspirations and aspirations in the fashion...
Zack Snyder's take on DC's iconic Kryptonian hits theaters on June 14th. Is it true to the lore or just another stereotypical summer blockbuster? Rick Klaw offers his take.
The new Will Smith movie also stars his son, Jaden Smith. Will their new effort be as good as The...
With Father's Day approaching and Drafthouse Films acquisition A BAND CALLED DEATH hitting VOD...
You read it in high school and probably never quite figured out what the green light is all about....
Robert Downey, Jr. stars once again as Tony Stark, the man behind the Iron Man suit. When the past...
Austin
Consisting of singer-songwriter M. Ward and actress Zooey Deschanel, the duo known as She & Him brought their summer tour to Austin on Sunday night for a sold out show at the Moody Theater. Review by Caitlin Wittlif.
Zack Snyder's take on DC's iconic Kryptonian hits theaters on June 14th. Is it true to...
Austin
James Roberts gives his picks for some excellent local and touring musical acts to check out this...
A woman's neighbor gave her a Yorkie. Now, she might want it back. Dr. Toughlove weighs in on...
A first of its kind festival in Austin is generating huge amounts of buzz nationally with the...

Sports

The Horn continues its discussion of the the 2013 recruits with Jake Raulerson, a player who is...
The Horn takes a closer look at the Longhorns' 2013 recruits, starting with wide receiver...
The Horn discusses potential candidates that could handle the job of taking over for Mack Brown and...
The Horn looks at Texas baseball, basketball and football and breaks down why the Longhorns...
The Texas Longhorns had three players selected in the 2013 NFL Draft. Kenny Vaccaro is the first...
Martez Walker marks the fourth player of 2013 to commit to the Texas Longhorns' basketball...
We bring you the final part of our three-part series recapping this past season for Rick Barnes and...
We bring you part two of our three part series recapping this past season for Rick Barnes and crew...
The Longhorns ended the season on a low note with a first round exit from the CBI. We take a look...
The Longhorns couldn't sink a last second shot to beat the Houston Cougars in the CBI.
The Oklahoma Sooners bested the Kansas Jayhawks to win the Big 12 Championship. Find out how the...
Basketball
The Horn discusses which potential head coaches would work best if the Longhorns parted ways with...
The Longhorns Corey Knebel provided urine for his teammate to protect him from failing a drug test.
The Texas Longhorns dropped the series against Kansas State over the weekend. The Longhorns are...
The Texas Longhorns lost another weekend series after failing to secure a win on Sunday against...
Football
With the Longhorn season opener only one day away, the Horn looks at the top season openers in...
In the newest installment of the Top 10 series, The Horn breaks down the best receivers in Texas...
The Horn continues its Top 10 series with the greatest blowouts in Longhorns history. Find out...
Football
The Horn continues its Top 10 series with a look at the best rivalries in College Football.
The Horn continues its Top 10 series with the biggest recruiting busts in Texas' history.
The Horn continues its discussion of the the 2013 recruits with Jake Raulerson, a player who is...
The Texas Longhorns Softball team boasted an incredible season that ended with a strong appearance...
Texas scored their best team total in five years when the Longhorns recorded a score of 32 points.
The Horn takes a closer look at the Longhorns' 2013 recruits, starting with wide receiver...
The Horn discusses potential candidates that could handle the job of taking over for Mack Brown and...
This week Maeri Ferguson reviews a well-rounded batch of releases from Jason...
Consisting of singer-songwriter M. Ward and actress Zooey Deschanel, the duo...
James Roberts gives his picks for some excellent local and touring musical acts...
On Saturday night the New Orleans band Dumpstaphunk led a musical assault on a...
This week Maeri Ferguson reviews the latest releases from Davell Crawford, Gold...
Talking Heads
The Horn's Mac McCann shares advice for incoming freshman on how to spend their first year at...
Talking Heads
The Horn's Mac McCann argues that album releases scheduled for Tuesday, June 18 will help...
Talking Heads
College Republicans at Texas President Danny Zeng weighs in on Fisher v. University of Texas at...
A Study In Pink
Our young men suffer when we push them to live up to the idiotic ideals of traditional masculinity...

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